Good Saturday morning! As you can tell already, I'm not in a deeply serious mode this morning. I saw the headline today: "Experts: Chinese spies have targeted every US sector." My first thought was, 'Of course, they wouldn't be very good spies if they skipped sectors.' A nation sends out spies to gather intelligence on all other nations, enemy or ally. That is the spy's job, and we shouldn't be surprised. Moses sent spies into the promised land. Spies are biblical! Praise the Lord for spies! Now move on to this invasion of our northern border.
After gathering intelligence from a variety of sources, including my own collection, I have found that a Canadian invasion has taken place. The main weapons of mass distraction are Rush, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, and Avril Livigne (Those are the ones I can think of while standing here typing.) Cd's in the millions have hit us in the bank account, right where it hurts capitalists the most. The newest method is something called ITunes. Beware this invasion! It seems the long winters up north are put to good use for training musicians to invade our sovereign realm.
Like musicians from any other nation, they want to be heard and appreciated. Anything can be made to sound sinister through the right, or wrong, words. We don't need to panic over Chinese spies or Canadian musicians performing their chosen vocation. In the case of spies, our government employs anti-spies, known as counterintelligence, to curtail or halt the spies' activities. This kind of thing won't stop and is in fact essential to a nation's survival, our nation or any other. I'll just turn that nasty ol' headline around for us: "Non-expert: American spies have targeted every Chinese sector too." As a veteran and a taxpayer, (At least I was a couple of years ago,and I very much want to be one again.) I certainly hope our intelligence resources are doing their job well.
Have a great Saturday,Bucky
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